June 23, 2022 / Posted by: mica
6 months ago Prince Andrew was testing his allegedly non-functioning royal sweat glands when his gull pal Ghislaine Maxwell Became the first person to sit on The Throne on 5 federal sex trafficking charges. But thanks to mom’s deep pocket through the British taxpayer, Kevin Spacey Was able to leap over his back to line up to come second. Unfortunately for Ghislaine, unlike Andrew, whose very expensive lucky break meant he had to commit the alleged crime in no time, Ghislaine is looking at a possible 30-55 years of sitting on the ceramic throne that she takes in her cot. can see from His upcoming sentencing trial is scheduled to begin on June 28. But don’t feel too bad for him. What the Ghislain throne lacks in upholstered opulence, it more than makes up for in protection. Buckingham Palace guards may have let the riff-ruff slip QueenThrone, nothing but Dookie will slip into Ghislaine.
Ghislaine, of course, would prefer a lighter sentence and argues that she is being unfairly punished for her dead co-conspirator. Jeffrey Epsteinof crimes. NBC News reports:
Federal prosecutors say convicted sex trafficker Ghislaine Maxwell should be sentenced to at least 30 years and up to 55 years in prison for “a significant role in the horrific sexual abuse of several young teenage girls,” according to a sentencing memo.
In a memorandum filed Wednesday in US District Court for the Southern District of New York, prosecutors wrote, Maxwell, a British socialite, lived a life of “extraordinary luxury and privilege” while engaging in a “disturbing settlement” with financier Jeffrey Epstein. “Enjoyed it.
“Instead of showing a sign of acceptance of responsibility, the defendant makes a desperate attempt to lay the blame elsewhere,” prosecutors said in the sentencing memo.
Prosecutors said, “Maxwell’s attempts to accuse the government of prosecuting him, and his claim that he is being held responsible for Epstein’s crimes, are both absurd and offensive.”
Wow, I didn’t know the government was ready to get him like this. Sad if true, but it’s like Vanessa Hudgens is like, yes, people want to put you away for the rest of your natural life. which is terrible. But, like, inevitable? Nevertheless, Ghislain argued that “For Epstein to face the appropriate punishment would be a travesty of justice for him.Ghislain feels that this should be done for about 6 years.
Last week, he filed a sentencing memo in which he argued for a sentence of less than 20 years as recommended by the probation department.
In another document, Maxwell’s lawyers claim that the correct sentencing guideline is between 51 and 63 months, or less than six years.
In addition to asking the judge to throw the book at him, prosecutors would also want the judge to impose a maximum fine of $750,000 on him while they’re at it. But as Ghislain argues, boo-hoo, she’s poor now.
In the memo, prosecutors wrote that Maxwell recently reported that he had almost no assets, despite telling the court in bail applications that he had $22 million.
$22 million dollars may sound like a lot to you and me, but have you seen how much they’re charging for a toilet these days? Inflation is no joke!